iPhone users get more sex

Online dating site OK Cupid  has been doing some strange forms of accounting and worked out that if you own an iPhone you are more likely to get sex.

This will be news to many Apple fanboys who are yet to summon up enough courage to talk to a real girl without spluttering into fits of giggling and running away.

As you might expect the science involved in working out that Apple fanboys are the Casanova’s of smartphone users is somewhat limited.

OkCupid looked at the data hidden in the images that users uploaded as profile pictures to see which cameras were used to take them.

With many of the site’s users also having taken personality tests like “The Dating Persona Test” or “The Slut Test,” which ask for a count of sexual partners, the site was able to cross-reference that data to complete the study.

The survey sample was restricted to people aged 30 so that the differences in the usual ages of users of one smartphone type or another couldn’t affect the results.

Among Android users aged 30, the average man had accumulated six sexual partners in his lifetime, while the average woman had accumulated 6.1. Among BlackBerry users, the number was 8.1 for men and 8.8 for women. By age 30, Male iPhone users had 10 sexual partners and female iPhone users had 12.3.

Not only then were Apple fanboys more rampant than a bull elephant on Viagra, Apple fangirls were even more likely to put out.

Either that or iPhone users were more likely to lie on on personality tests.