Two Oklahoma, roommates got into an argument over whether Android smartphones are better than Apple smartphones and things got a little out of hand.
Coppers were called to the blokes’ apartment at 1:00am to investigate reports of a bloody person stumbling around the car park.
Police found roommates Jiro Mendez and Elias Ecevo. Mendez was covered in scratches and wounds, while Ecevo, similarly wounded, was inside their apartment.
Mendez told police that the wounds resulted from an argument between the roommates, which started over which roommate had the better smartphone—Apple or Android—and ended with both roommates allegedly stabbing each other with broken glass bottles.
Ecevo nicked Mendez’s car as you do in such cases.
Both men were first taken to hospitals for treatment of their injuries and were then booked at the Tulsa jail on charges of assault with a deadly weapon.
Police would not be drawn on which phone was better despite the reporter trying to get them to say the iPhone was better. Has the world gone stark raving mad?