Trading Standards searches Britain for Hitachi vibrator

Sex toy retailer LoveHoney is claiming that the infamous Hitachi Magic Wand has been banned from the UK.

According to a statement, muscle at the Trading Standards is turning up unannounced to sex toy warehouses and combing them for the product, designed in the 70s.

Hitachi’s very successful ‘massager’ has proved popular for years as a sex toy, though it rarely will promote it as such.

Its effectiveness as a sex toy has been written about and it is also claimed to be useful as a tool for physical therapy.

The reason Trading Standards goons are knocking on the doors of sex toy warehouses is that it doesn’t carry a CE mark, Lovehoney claims, which proves it has made it past safety tests in the European economic area.