A man who is on bail after two dates turned into sexual disasters has auctioned off a lunch with himself for those eager to enter his august presence.
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is trying to raise some extra money for cash strapped Wikileaks. Assange thinks there will be a few bids from Wikileaks devotees.
The bidder will get a complimentary lunch in the “presence of Assange” at “one of London’s finest restaurants”and a front-row ticket to an event where Assange will be discussing “the impact of Wikileaks.” Black tie and condoms are not provided.
It will even pony up for the cost of a cab ride from lunch to the Troxy in East London, where the event is taking place.
Surprisingly given the prosecution evidence of what a date with “his presence”might be like, the auction is sitting on $3,463 which means that people are interested. Although we guess that some might actually be more interested in Žižek’s philosophical mixture of Hegelianism, Marxism and Lacanian psychoanalysis.
The listing states that all of the final sale price will support WikiLeaks.