“I am not a lizard,” claims Mark Zuckerberg

180d1d86437d80e429178da52f700cc8Social notworking king Mark Zuckerberg has told conspiracy nuts that he is not a lizard.

Hosting his first ever Facebook Live Q&A today. Zuckerberg, CEO and billionaire, denied that he was actually a gigantic lizard posing in human form and part of giant conspiracy to take over the world.

David Icke, the British conspiracy theorist claims that the world’s most powerful people are actually lizards disguised in giant human-shaped costumes who take part in bizarre rituals involving the eating of owls.

One of the questions that came up on the Q&A was “Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?”

“Um… I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with ‘no’ on that. I am not a lizard,” Zuckerberg said seeming oddly nervous. But keep the high quality comments coming in please, this is surely on track to be a great Live Q&A if we continue getting stuff at that level of quality,” Zuckerberg said.

What is weird is that the questions were pre-screened so it means that Zuckerberg wanted to answer it.

Apparently four percent of the US believes that “lizard people control our societies by gaining political power” which just goes to show you can find people will believe any rubbish they are told. Of course I could be just saying that because Icke once outted an organisation I was running a branch of was being run by lizards.