Hackers smite the world


Ye Booke of Lolz-Sek 1. And it came to pass that the skill of hacking passed unto the profane and a youth could taketh from the net software which could turn over a site, yea even as soon as look over it. 2. And these hackers did organise themselves into tribes in the deserts of Eye-See-Que and would conduct raids upon the weakly defended borders of those they likethed not. 3. And they made unto themselves a God called Lolz, and whenever they went forth unto war, they spake that they did it in the name of Lolz and the sacrificed many networks for Lolz. 4. After a time they became know as the Loz-Sek, which means the “seeker of the Lolz”and they were considered a bit more clever than the tribe Anon-E-Mos who covered their IP address not. 5. And Lolz delivered Sony into the hand of his children who smote it with the edge of the tools of hacking, and all the souls that were therein had their personal details leakethed. Oh, great was the leaketh at Sony. 6. Then Bethesda’s Brink site, came up to help Sony; and Lolz-Sek smote them and its people and left him none remaining. 7. And from Eve-Online Loz-SeK passed unto Minecraft, they encamped against it, and fought against it 8. And they took it on that day, and smote it with the edge of the tools of hacking and all the souls that were therein he utterly placed online and exposedth. 9. And Lolz-Sek went up from that place unto PBS; and they fought against it and posted an amusing tale of a dead harper, who was not dead, but livith for ever more in New Zealand. 10. Then they went unto the Ef-Be-Eye, yea even the Untouchable Men, and with the edge of the tools of hacking they left none remaining. 11. And Lolz-Sek did laugh. For their God had open the servers of all these places. It was as if their enemies had never heard of network security. 12. “We are not the world’s greatest hackers,” the did spake unto themselves. “But we have bought down the firewalls of the Mighty Untouchables. Our God Lolz is Mighty in deed.” 13. And Lolz-Sek then moved against the Cee-Eye-Ah, which was the watchword for US security; and fought against it: 14. And it took it, and the website thereof, and all the public data thereof; and they smote them with the edge of the tools of hacking, and utterly exposed all the souls that were therein; he left none anonymous: as he had done to the Untouchable Men, so he did to Cee-Eye-Ah, and to the website thereof; as he had done also to Sony. 15. So Lolz-Sek smote all the country of the hills, and of the south, and of the vale, and of the springs, and all their websites: he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the Lolz commanded. 16. And the world became bored with all this smiting. For after all were these not the kiddies of scripts and proper hackers not? 17. And the Untouchable Men, and the Cee-Eye-Ah, and the Turks, did gather together and spake that it was time that the Lolz-sek and its false God shall be overthrown. 18. And they did look unto the hills and in the deserts of Eye-See-Que and did hunt down the Lolz-Sek. And so began their downfall.