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Latest from Jock McFrock the bekilted engineer

  • Security 11 Apr 07:32

    LulzSec hacker admits attacks

    Took out Sony, Nintendo, News International and the Arizona State Police
  • Chips 29 Dec 20:33

    Intel, Microsoft face the Eva Glass of Destruction in 2013

    It started with a kiss
  • Science 09 Nov 09:47

    Fake cockroaches are set to save our planet

    Forget bumblebees and CPUs
  • Internet 26 Sep 09:43

    Scotland wants internet independence

    Its heart is in the highlands
  • Chips 03 Apr 20:31

    AMD forces Global Foundries to commit to 32nm wafers

    TSMC loses business, thereof
  • Chips 01 Apr 08:16

    Scotsman gets top job at AMD USA

    Och Aye, Tech Aye
  • Software 17 Feb 18:18

    Microsoft's Ballmer gets a great big French gong

    Awarded by a very short man with a tall wife
  • Business 04 Feb 11:35

    Ye Booke of ye Beastly Beelzebub

    TechEye BibleHello! Goodbye!
  • Chips 03 Dec 11:00

    AMD sued over false patent marking

    LawBy Kilts. Hoots man!
  • Science 31 Aug 17:32

    Heavy boozers live longer than abstainers

    Remarkable finding
  • Software 27 Aug 23:58

    Microsoft co-founder becomes super patent litigator

    LawPaul Allen takes action against Google and Apple
  • Business 02 Aug 23:59

    HP pays for kickbacks to DoJ but it's not guilty

    We're innocent, guv
  • Business 27 Jul 11:35

    UK government shows not-so-paperless office costs a fortune

    Do they print out all their emails, or what?
  • Science 05 Jul 10:03

    Aberdeen farms old Scots for genetics study

    Hoots! Jings!
  • Hardware 09 Jun 07:45

    Winsome Carly Fiorina wins in California

    Marvellous Meg winsome too
  • Hardware 18 Mar 16:15

    Intel Westmere gets a good going over

    And Apple patents an iGroups social notworking thing
  • Chips 10 Mar 11:50

    DRAM prices buoyant, Dramurai rejoice

    Less downside risk ahead
  • Internet 26 Feb 15:26

    EU cautions Google over Street View

    Play Donald, where's your trousers
  • Science 25 Feb 10:55

    Hollywood slammed for bad science

    Incoherent plots and celluloid rubbish
  • Business 10 Feb 17:09

    Now Google wants to control your broadband

    Is there no end to its wicked ways?
  • Software 02 Feb 18:20

    Windows 7 accounts for 10 percent web usage

    Microsoft must be happy
  • Hardware 27 Jan 19:22

    Paddy Power offers odds on iPad sales

    A turf accountant always wins, it's a lottery
  • Internet 27 Jan 14:39

    Object aims to resell itself over and over again on Ebay

    Artwork has a sense of mission
  • Hardware 25 Jan 15:13

    Microsoft drinks, drinks to Lily the Pink

    We wibble, we wobble, we webble
  • Hardware 21 Jan 16:25

    Oh mighty Intel! ARM will make thee quake!

    A roundup around the wobbly web
  • Hardware 18 Jan 17:46

    Donald, where's yer hardware troosers?

    Jock McFrock flashes opens his McKimono once again

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