Emma Woollacott has just realised she's been writing about the tech industry for exactly half her life, and is wondering where it all went wrong.
During this time she's covered science and technology for an awful lot of print and online titles, including the Times, Telegraph, Sunday Times Magazine and the Financial Times. She occasionally dumps her children in front of the television with a family pack of Mars Bars so she can write about parenting.
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So long as you do it on the world wide wibble
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Everyone wants to chuck them away
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The chips are down
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No more repetitive than any other twit
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Hitting 300,000 file sharers a month
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God, you're gullible
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Big step towards a gamma death ray
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Decisions, decisions
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Put on your tin hat now
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And look quite pretty too
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And anyone can have a go
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Indium? Who needs it?
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Because investors have hearts, too?
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Watch out for cross-eyed kids
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It felt like that here this morning, too
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Maybe Apple could be interested?
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It's good for the planet
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Sun, sea and self-immolation
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But good enough
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And guess who got stuck with the cooking?
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Gotta chip-and-pin on their shoulder
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Aviation authorities not so keen
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But can it extract them in time?
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Nice guys do come last
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Faster, lower-power
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In run-up to Cancun summit
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We can fire the company mechanic
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Sarah Palin seems awfully popular on Freedomist project
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It could have been so much worse
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Fancy a flutter, anyone?
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Crap telly on the move
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Say guys who don't get the good stuff
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"Culture of absolute obedience" and no pay rise keeps workers glum
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Running out of steam
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संस्कृत अगले आता है
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To clear out patent trolls
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Google keeps it clean
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You mean sometimes they're not?
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It could be yours next
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But less interesting
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To bold Lego
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To power his milking parlour
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Turns out it wasn't much help after all
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They'll get birched if they don't
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Yours for a hundred quid
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Why should they miss out?
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ExclusiveMany a twit makes a twat
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Bunnies in burkhas
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But anyone could be next
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Malaria-proof human still on drawing-board
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Sullen, gloomy, arrogant, proud
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Sticks with day job instead
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We're awfully picky, you know
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And used to build nanodevices
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In case you forget
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Class action lawsuit launched
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Hiking scientists show
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Pretty much all of them, surely?
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Fly, all is discovered
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Say all the best scientists
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Geeks only, please
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Death by earthquake
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This article was brought to you by a Maris Piper
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And he's human!
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Did nobody see Waterworld?
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Don't worry, it's just a little snip
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Kiss goodbye to kerosene
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There goes your data
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Simple and cheap
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Visit our website! Ours!
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Make your minds up, can't you?
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We're just watching the detectives
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A good thing? A bad thing? Anyone?
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It's on a roll...
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Cruel and unusual punishment?
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Be very, very nice to your ex
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Who knew one little phone could cause all this fuss?
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They're absolutely certain
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There's nothing that can't be outsourced
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In the name of future chip development, apparently
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Handy hints for terrorists
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You're being very, very naughty
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Because they buy embarrassing stuff
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Wiiiii, here we go
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